"Hey do you know where the liquor store went?"
I always ask people this
even though I know the
answer to the question.
They moved the liquor store a month ago
right down the block
but this little white lie gets me to
talk to people more
and that’s always good for someones soul.
I even ask cute girls
Hey,do you know where the liquor store went?
“No I don’t you raging alcoholic.”
You’d thought I’d asked them
where I could get lube
so my girlfriend could fist
me in the ass with a dildo
but I guess we all have our vices don’t we.